Fakkad's honour at stake



When Fakkad Baba reached Mansukhi's barber shop early in the morning, Mansukhi had understood that today's loan would also be on credit!
No one knew when Fakkad would get hot and when he would get cold, but Mansukhi the barber was well aware of Fakkad's every nerve, yet Mansukhi would get cheated.
Mansukhi- What happened Fakkad Baba, I got free time after a long time
Fakkar- Hey Mansukhi, can't you see how quickly the beard and moustache have grown
Mansukhi- If you take credit, who will settle the accounts for it Fakkad!
Fakkar- Look brother Mansukhi, at this time my hands are a little tight, it will take some time for the greenery to come, but Mansukhi you are my childhood friend, have I never paid your credit? I have, right!!!
Mansoukhi- Hey Fakkad, how many times will you say this? You make six out of ten disappear, and you twist the remaining four too in such a way that no one even knows about it!
Fakkad- Now leave the old matter, shave it
Mansoukhi- Okay! Come on, let's shave it today with a knife! Fakkad- Be careful Mansoukhi, don't miss the train by mistake.
Mansoukhi- Once you go in the train, you will remove the trouble from the front.
(Meanwhile, Mansoukhi and Fakkad's childhood friend Ghasi arrives. Fakkad gets happy seeing Ghasi coming in the mirror of Mansoukhi's barber shop)
Fakkad- Come on, come on Ghasi brother.
Ghasi- You are so happy, you are laughing like the wife of Mansoukhi (Mansoukhi was laughing only after listening to Ghasi)
Mansoukhi- First stammer, then Ghasiya, then speak (in anger)
Fakkad- Hey Mansoukhi, don't get angry, what is the fault of that poor guy?
Mansoukhi- Not he, you also shouldn't get angry! Fakkad- Ghasi bhai, when you come, spring comes.
Ghasi- Mum, I am going, you bastards should consider me as your own.
Fakkad- Meaning.
Mansokhi- Because of this bastard, half of your moustache is shaved off and you are smiling.
Fakkad- Hey Mansokhi, what have you done? (In a regretful mood)
Mansokhi- I tell you again and again not to look here and there while getting your hair and beard trimmed. Look, Ghasiya came and did his work and went away.
Fakkad- Today I have to go to Sanehi's house to narrate a story. What should I do now? Mansokhi- See Fakkad bhai, what was to happen has happened, who can stop destiny?
Fakkad- You are talking as if my father has died, who can stop destiny (in anger)
Mansokhi- Why are you getting angry Fakkad bhai, Panditain will be happy seeing your face
Fakkad- Hey you bastard, how can someone be called a man without a moustache?
Mansokhi- All this has happened because of Ghasiya, whenever he comes, something or the other definitely happens
Fakkad- You have shocked me
Mansokhi- Hey Fakkad, from today you will be called Nanmuchh Baba
(Just then Ghasiya comes)
Ghasi- I I I ka F Fuck Fuck Fakkad Baba, then toh toh your moustache
Fakkad- (abusing) You had to come at this time only
Mansokhi- Hey Ghasiya, cool down Baba Do it you bastard
Ghassi- Ko Ko Ko Coca Cola
Mansokhi- Yes, bring it
(Ghassi brings three cold bottles)
Ghassi- P P P K Hold it f f f Fakkad brother
(Fakkar angrily says while taking a bottle)
Fakkar- Today my manhood is tainted Mansokhi, Ghasiya I will apply such medicine on your grass that you will dry up along with your roots
(Fakkar starts walking stamping his feet)
Mansokhi- If life is saved then we will get lakhs... Hey Ghasiya, Fakkadwa has gone to his friend's house to perform pooja, you go there
Ghassi- Ha ha ha ha, we are going now
(Rest in the next part)

टिप्पणियाँ